1. Almost definitely October.
   Almost.
2. And (almost) likely to be in New York City.
3. Very likely to be in Manhattan, or Brooklyn.
4. Highly unlikely to be in Staten Island, or the Bronx.
5. There will be no Chicken Dance. Nor Electric Slide.
6. The event will not be televised, nor webcast.
7. It is highly unlikely that Macaroni & Cheese will be on the menu.
8. I am toying with pushing for a gigantic, monstrous Pavlova for the wedding cake. This is unlikely to succeed.

I continue to reserve the right to make up answers as I go along.