The Chicago Cubs

Suck. I come home from a networking thing and forget that the game is on. Flip to FOX and discover the cubbies are up, 3-0, in the 8th inning. Oooh I think to myself, could watch them clinch. First thing I catch is a kid interfering (possibly, it's not clear from the video) with a catch by Moises Alou. Next is a series of hits by the Marlins, and errors by the Cubs. By the bottom of the inning, it's 8-3, Marlins. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. But, then again, if the Cubs won it would surely be the last event on the earth before the asteroid struck.