The BBC reports that the Bible has finally been translated to strine:

Newsflash: There were drovers camped out in the paddock nearby keeping a eye on their mob of sheep that night. Their eyes shot out on stalks when an Angel of the Lord zapped into view and the glory of the Lord filled the air like 1,000 volts. The angel said: "Stop looking like a bunch of stunned mullets. Let me give you the drum"

Luke Chapter 2, Verses 8-21 from the Australian version of the Bible